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Hilarious Song Called “Typecast (Lorde “Royals” Parody) ” by Tess Paras

From Tess Paras’ YouTube @TessTubeBaby:
Typecast (Lorde “Royals” Parody)
Written and performed by Tess Paras
(feat. Haneefah Wood and Ayana Hampton)
Directed by Rebekka Johnson
Music produced by Jack Dolgen

Cast:
Tess Paras (“Grimm,” “Wilfred”) @TessParas
Haneefah Wood (“Ave Q,” “Nurse Jackie”) @HaneefahWood
Ayana Hampton (“In Living Color” reboot) @ayanadisco
Stephen Guarino (“Happy Endings”) @IAmStephenG
Stevie Nelson (“New Girl” “Live Prude Girls”) @IAmStevieNelson
Mo Welch (“The Mo Show”) @momowelch
Mike Still (Artistic Director, Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, LA) @mikestill
John David “J.D.” Witherspoon (www.youtube.com/WhoIsUTV) @JDwitherspoon
Sofia Gonzalez (“Community”) @SofiaMarieG
Jin Namkung (“Arrested Development”) @Rjnamkung

Production: Rebekka Johnson (Director & Producer), Lauren Aadland (Dir. of Photography), KP Przylepa (Camera Asst.), Rachel Olson (Makeup), Mayra Rodriguez (Sound), Ellie McElvain (Set PA), Cesar Mazariegos (Set PA), Amy Wieseneck (Editor)

Special thanks to Mo Welch, Jimmy Fowlie, Joseph Porter, and Ryan Noggle.

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Typecast (Lorde “Royals” Parody) by Tess Paras
Originally Performed at the 2014 CBS Diversity Sketch Comedy Showcase, January 22nd & 23rd

Lyrics:
I’m gonna play the white girl’s nerdy friend
[Of course]
[Obviously]
I’m gonna play the white girl’s other friend
Who is sassy
[Omigod, you nailed that]
But she can’t have two black friends
[Two black friends?]
[It gets confusing]
And so I’m left out, I play the co-star nanny

Yeah, leading ladies are
Quirky, hipsters wearing vintage dresses
Tiny, pouty pixies, blue-eyed and precious
We don’t care
We’re Zooey Deschanel in our dreams

But every breakdown’s like
Sassy sidekick, bitchy nerd or neighbor
Oversexed Asian, urban girls with flavor
We don’t care
We’ll take any job right now we swear

And we’re gonna be Typecast
Typecast
Everyone starts somewhere
I’ll be a nurse
A thug who’s tough
Any maid could look like us
You know what would be cooler
Cooler
If I got my own series
And your own white friend,
Brown friend, beige friend, yellow friend
Submit all ethnicities
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Tess Paras is represented by:
Manager, Bryan Brucks at Luber Roklin Entertainment
Agent, Brianna Ancel at Clear Talent Group